Level 1 Bouncer / Level 10 Jerk
Hello people from Wikipedia!
I never get recognized in public! It's no fair. Tyson and Ankur get recognized. Last weekend I was hanging out with Danielle at Level and someone walks up to her and is like "Hey, you're on that Ashton Kutcher show!!" Then Danielle said, "So's he," and points to me. The person was just like "oh hey..." and continued talking to Danielle. It was a girl, too, and I assumed that most female viewers would be more interested in talking to the geeks rather than the beauties. Also, whenever we go to a club or something, the bouncer usually lets the girls in for free. Then he slams an arm across my chest and says, "The gentleman can pay!" That's when I grab the arm which he had thrust against me only moments ago and throw him through a plate glass window. At least that's what happens in my mind. I wonder why most bouncers are such jerks. I've only encountered one or two that try to reason before resorting to force. I guess it's their job to not take shit from anyone. Or maybe it's just that the bouncers at Level are jerks.
posted by Karl @ 2:21 PM
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20 Comments:
Stupid girl...I would've much rather talked to you!
Hey Karl... Just wanted to say hi and i think you are the HOTTEST geek on the show... and by the way... you do rule! You're a really good room designer too! It would be awesome to chat with you sometime!
A big fan,
Kayla
Wow, I think your adorable...And i live in chicago as well. I actually think your the hottest geek on that show and I'm your biggest fan.
<3 Maggie
p.s. i wanna play with you, game of course haha ;-)
Maggie, we should totally battle over who is the biggest fan!
lets share :'( Give peace a chance lol Where you from kayla Im in chicago and soon to attend loyola lol Were Stalkers haha WE <3 you woo Ill fight for him he is hot! Its his smile for me... i love it
Thanks everyone! It's nice to know everyone thinks I'm such a hot stud of a man. But I have a personality behind my ridiculous good looks! I'm not just a piece of meat! haha! I'm glad you liked my room Kayla, I thought I was going to win that challenge.
lol Yeah not just a piece of meat...I thought you should of won...The whole chocolate on the bed thing seemed alittle too much like an obese girls room lol Your room seemed more sensual and romantic with the reds...So why dont you write more about you on your blog...Lets get to know you
You definitely should've won. You didn't need a bribe for the girls to like your room!
Oh. Em. Gee.
I <3 the level 1 bouncer/level 10 jerk comment. That kicks my ass. I loved how they had "Dungeonmaster" listed under your name on the show. It reminded me of this video:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670
If you haven't seen it I highly recommend watching it.
karl... bouncers gotta be like that, cause there's chaos outside the clubs and they need to keep order. people will try to sneak or push their way in if the bouncers are soft. That said, I would have broke the bouncers arm, then ripped it right out of it's socket. In my head, of course. Well, different styles for different people.
I'm still floored with the first episode when you said you passed up a Booty Call to play D&D. Please tell me you made that up to get on the show
Its been a while since I've been reminded of D&D so I was quite welcome to see D&D being "featured" on tv (I mean, lets face it, media is not interested in role paying games until.. well, until Final Fantasy came along. But FF is a bit different compared to D&D) Just tickled to see normal guys that I would talk to be on tv :P Like your level 1 Bouncer/Lever 10 Jerk title btw :)
You might want to turn on the word verification feature... sometimes auto blog spammers can get very irritating.
You are just the whole package, Karl! I'd like the write to The WB and request that they create a show staring YOU called "Beautiful Geek." It would win a ton of Emmy awards.
O and you are wayyyy better than Napoleon Dynamite, who I believe one of the girls said your resembled.
Just wanted to say hi :) Though it sucks for guys that the bouncers let the women in for free... without the women there.. there wouldn't be as many men paying to get in :P This guy I know refuses to go to this club because they always find a reason not to let him in... Either will make him change or wont let him bring in such things as sunglasses.... after we get in we see a chick with some on lol Different standards I guess. What can you do?
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Hello Karl,
I think you are the cutest guy ever! I have never tried (or wanted)to contact any of my favorite celebs or have sent fan mail But, I just spent the last hour finding a way to get in touch with you. You are on the top of my list with George Cloney. If you ever are in OC california i can get you in to most of the bars in newport free cause i worked as a bud girl and know most of the bouncers through work. It's nice to see that oter girls have good taste too!
Also a big fan<3
Lisa
You know, he could've just been a fallen Paladin. They have the well-placed stick in common, at least. *evil grin* Chaotic neutral, all the way! w00t!
Oh, and also, just in case your ego isn't already so bloated by all the marriage proposals/date requests/etc.., I would just like to say that you are the reason that I watched this show in the first place. I don't watch reality TV, but I was walking through the living room and heard the words "I play Dungeons & Dragons," and was hooked instantly, at least for one episode. Well, I watched, it was pretty awesome, so I thank you. It was like watching my group of friends. It was one of those groups I could've fit in with immediately. So again, I thank you for unintentionally introducing me to eight people I will never meet, but want to befriend anyway. I'll be lurking around here fairly often, just in case you needed a warning to pack up and run for the hills. I'm not that bad, normally, but when I get enough caffiene... Well, you probably know the jokes I could make about Mountain Dew (hehehe, it's in the fridge, duh). Thus I leave you. Sorta. Err.... I'm not very good with endings. So byies! *waves and runs off*
vampamber@yahoo.com
Hi, my name is Linda and I enjoy Beauty and the Geek. I was really sad to see that you got eliminated. You were my favorite person on the show. I agree that you had the best room. I think your hair looks nice short, but it looked good longer too. I don't live in Chicago, but I'm sure that if I saw you in person I would recognize you. (This is really weird posting something to a guy I saw on a reality TV show). FYI I am 21 yrs. old. I am in college studying Biology and theatre design, with a minor in Geology. I like reading, making things, photography, rock climbing, and playing RPG's.
PS- I am a DM and my non D&D friends made fun of me when they found out there was a D&D geek on TV. I don't think most of my D&D friends watch the show.
I had to call Level at work last Thursday, and I totally got attitude for no reason! Maybe it's not just the bouncers that are jerks?
Oh, and really, it's just as much a part of a bouncer's job to be familiar with celebrates and prevalent figures in current pop culture. Any good club owner or manager is going to want people like you and Danielle in their club as regulars. It's a big draw to their target audience and it raises the status of the club simply by association. So yes, although being a jerk sometimes is part of a bouncer’s job, any bouncer that doesn’t let you in, gives you a hard time, or charges you isn’t doing their job very well.
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