Black Adder and Naked Men Laws

Yesterday I watched a show called "Black Adder" for the first time ever, and now I'm hooked. It's a comedy on BBC America starring Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) and Hugh Laurie (House MD). House is one of my favorite shows, so of course I had to watch Black Adder. I thought the funniest part was that Hugh Laurie speaks with a British accent. I guess he's been faking his American accent on House. Well done, Mr. Laurie! At any rate, Black Adder has slapstick humor, get-rich-quick schemes, and quick wittedness or something. I heartily recommend it.

At the gym this morning, after my workout, I was changing back into my clothes after a shower. While I was struggling to put my shoes on (since I'm a lazy bastard and won't untie them), a good-natured old naked dude offered me a shoe horn. I applaud him for the effort, and it was a nice thing to do, but there should be laws that state that if you're in a locker room and naked, you shouldn't talk to anyone. I've actually put a lot of thought into this. There have been several occasions in the past where I'll be walking through the locker room and a naked guy (naked guy 1) will greet his friend (naked guy 2), failing to realize that I (not naked guy) is walking/standing directly in between them, and that I feel compelled to turn my head in the direction of naked guy 1 because I can't tell if he is greeting me or naked guy 2. I then proceed to probably turn red because I just looked directly at a naked dude. So, I propose to my local legislature that naked people should be silent in locker rooms. Failure to comply will result in a punishment like getting sprayed with a fire hose.