Thursday, May 04, 2006

Eurotrip: Part One

I'm back from vacation, and man, I need a vacation. Overall, my trip was pretty fun, but it was so busy, I feel like I barely got a chance to sit down and relax. My trip started horribly and ended horribly, but the middle was very nice. So the worst part of the trip was on the flight there. We had great seats, right by one of those divider walls, so there was extra leg room. My sister booked her trip separately, so she wasn't sitting by my brother, my sister-in-law, and I. When the three of us approached our seats, I noticed that there was a super hot girl sitting in the seat next to where I would be sitting, and I was ecstatic. I've never gotten to sit next to a hot girl on an airplane except for when Danielle and I flew back from LA. I sat down for about thirty seconds, wondering how to begin conversation, when my sister comes by and asks the hot girl if she would switch seats. THANKS A LOT JERK!!!!! If I had seen my sister sitting next to a hot dude, I would just be like "oh, ok, I'll just sit over here and let her have her fun." That was the beginning of the suckiness of that flight. I had also foolishly stayed awake all night the night before with the intention of sleeping on the plane, little did I know that there would be a screaming devil child directly behind me and a tuberculosis patient a few seats away. Needless to say, I got no sleep. Then some sort of landing equipment was broken at the airport in Frankfurt, so our plane detoured to Dusseldorf for about three hours. We couldn't get off the plane and they were out of refreshments, so we just had to sit there and wait. Eventually we made it to Frankfurt, but when we got there, no one was there to pick us up. It turns out my cousins that were coming to get us had a flat tire on the autobahn. So we were stuck at the airport for another hour or so. Just about everything that could have gone wrong did go wrong. Find out about the good parts of my vacation in Eurotrip: Part Two!